....Ford announces a Tweeting car. So you can keep up with social media while driving, because, as you know, there aren't enough things to distract a driver. This idea is as good as the steering wheel laptop desk attachment sold on Amazon. Please, read the safety warning. Also, don't miss the customer uploads of the product use just below the picture just in case you're tempted to buy.
...hundreds of thousands of, erm, naked Hindu men headed for Britain to protest global warming. Dearest gentlemen, before you grace Britain with your presence later this month, do have a look at the weather, would you?
Bonkers, simply bonkers. And I'm not in the least bit grouchy today.