Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Lenten Super-store

~The Curt Jester has done it again.
Inward Binoculars:



Are you in the habit of fault watching? Where you watch others and catalog their faults like the most obsessive detail-oriented bird watcher?

Then you need the Inward Binoculars. Instead of training your eyes on others these Binoculars focus inward to reveal your faults. First start at the lowest magnification levels since it is more than likely your faults will be easily seen at this level. As you progress in the spiritual life you can increase the magnification. The fault comparison algorithm is not computed on others compared to yourself, but yourself compared to Jesus. The inward binoculars work best when you keep your eyes on Jesus.
I need this:
Tongue Suppressors:



The Book of Psalms tells us:

I said, "I will guard my ways, that I may not sin with my tongue;
I will bridle my mouth, so long as the wicked are in my presence.

You love all words that devour, O deceitful tongue

Do you sometimes have problems bridleing your tongue and find yourself saying things you soon regret and with the Psalmist "Deliver me, O LORD, from lying lips, from a deceitful tongue." and refer this to your own tongue?

If so you will love Tongue Suppressors which help to suppress those words you soon regret. Each Tongue Suppressor is coated with our patented tongue guard formula and in no time you will "Keep your tongue from evil, and your lips from speaking deceit." and soon your "Tongue will sing of thy word, for all thy commandments are right."
All these and more. Go get your Lenten accoutrements and make your Lent more fruitful this year. Shop the L-Store.

PS
Funny as they are, they made me stop and think....even the Ashes ear plugs.

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