~The title comes from The Divine Lamp's post which brought gales of laughter here. Please visit his site to read and to listen to Pange lingua gloriosi sound files that he linked. Then if you have time after dinner before bed, you might want to peruse St. Thomas' Summa contra gentes. This version is in Latin. A friend who teaches a survey of literature class was approached by one of his freshman students on where to begin reading Aquinas. Here's a good place, On Happiness from Summa Theologica, First part of the second part
Here's Jacques Maritain's St. Thomas Aquinas. And here's Pope Pius XI's encyclical Studiorum Ducem (On St. Thomas Aquinas).