"And this is the Annunciation, when she got knocked up."*Mr. Alderman muses:
*I can't decide if this is worse than the catechism class I heard about when one of the kids asked "why Jesus had to get whacked."Thank you, Mr. Alderman for the warning. Rise up, fellow lovers of the Faith, we've got our work cut out for us. Dust off the Baltimore Catechism and put away those pink-butterfly-covered-CCD workbooks. There is nothing that makes me weep more than to hear of these stories. Why again did burlap and felt and glue become more important than teaching the Doctrine of the Faith? Another generation wasted at the altar of self-worship catechesis.